BabyKub's Hibernation Cave

gassymexican:

Reggie…Mofuggin’…Watts

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

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ejacutastic:

frostedbeanqueen:

christmasblogger:

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

ur penis

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keepquietandkissme:

outofwack583:

savedbythestylist:

caitlinashley:

lucalunio:

emifail:

3picwaffl3z:

I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away  now it’s fucking hilarious

IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING

OMG I’M SO DONE

The dog’s just like…… dafuq?

I literally laughed for 10 minutes, im dead

its not even rolling its dragging itself away… even better lol

Everyone in the room is staring at me because I laughed so hard. Sorrynotsorry.

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rubee:

nigga-chan:

i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?” 

whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway

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amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

• sand
• alcohol or lighter fluid
• sugar  

1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

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tastefullyoffensive:

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teamfreewill-willcarryon:

voyagesofabookworm:

fartgallery:

if this picture of me gets 14 million notes ill do a thing

the amount of notes is actually kind of scary though

we dont even know what the thing will be

or if this guy was serious in the first place

we just want to find out I guess?

200 THOUSAND MORE COME ON I WANNA SEE THE THING

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knxbodi:

rabioheab:

[WINNIE THE POOH VOICE] there’s a reason that ‘pooh’ is ‘hoop’ backwards *turns around and slam dunks basketball straight through the hoop* 

[PIGLET VOICE] damn my nigga

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melleigh:

This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn

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solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

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coolranchdoritoslocos:

REACH FOR THE SKY

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niknak79:

Because behind every sign there’s a story

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